One evening when we were lying on her bed reading her bedtime story;
E- ooh Auntie Carrie you are going to be a lovely mummy
Me - why is that?
E - because your boobies are all squishy and comfy!
In the car with my brother and sister in law, shortly before my nephew was born
E- Auntie Carrie my mummy is having a baby. Are you having a baby too?
Me - No E, I'm not having a baby
E - Oh. You've just got big boobies then.
In the run up to her birthday, I told E that I would make her a special birthday cake, like last year;
Me- What sort of birthday cake would you like this year E?
E - One from the shops.